config.style.page.font: "Iowan Old Style/Constantia/Georgia/serif 18" config.style.page.color: "white on pink" config.style.page.link.font: "underline" config.style.page.link.color: "yellow" config.style.page.link.lineColor: "red-8" config.style.page.link.active.color: "red-8 on red-0" config.style.page.header.font: "16" config.style.page.header.link.font: "small caps" config.style.page.footer.font: "16" config.style.page.footer.link.font: "small caps" -- {embed Flickr image: '<a data-flickr-embed="true" href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/34521247@N00/52518850610/in/dateposted/" title="900 head cat image 2"><img src="https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52518850610_89a2190283.jpg" width="500" height="467" alt="900 head cat image 2"></a><script async src="//embedr.flickr.com/assets/client-code.js" charset="utf-8"></script>'} Lucrezia Borgia needs a snack. Does she want [[cake]] or a [[cookie]]? She really likes cake and is very appreciative. Was this cake [[chocolate]] or [[lemon]]Lucrezia does not like chocolate. Weird but true. She poisons you. Sorry. [[credits]]LUCREZIA LOVES LEMON CAKE. But now she wants a [[cookie]].Do you offer her a [[gingersnap]] or a [[sugar cookie]]?THIS IS THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS. She does not poison you. [[credits]]BORING. She poisons you. Sorry. [[credits]]Story (such as it is) by Adelaide Blair <p>Art by DALLE*2 an artificial intellegence image creator